A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
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One of the best Action movies ever filmed, coming right out of Uganda. The animation is amazing, and the actors are top notch.
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Get the Who Killed Captain Alex mug.A man who enjoys cunnilingus so much that he is willing to feast on the yeast and use his tongue as a tampon whilst her monthly friend flows. A rare dude amongst dudes.
Dude, why is your tongue and face all red ? Well, my bitch ran out of tampons and I had to plug the hole with my tongue. Captain Tampon to the rescue !
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Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.
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"You eat Oops! All Berries lately"
"Yeah..."
"Captain's revenge."
"You eat Oops! All Berries lately"
"Yeah..."
"Captain's revenge."
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*Excerpt from Kai Shiden's letter*
“to Hayato Kobayashi:
It was nice to see you again.
Do you know have many years have passed since I saw you last?
How’s your wife FRAW BAW and kids?
They sare should be happy with you.
I wish I were you.
Captain Quattro, he is a CHAR.
He should be becoming the leader but is satisfied with being mere soldier.
I really don’t like his attitade of escaping from reality.
So I don’t want to be with him.
I am going to gather the information T.”
“to Hayato Kobayashi:
It was nice to see you again.
Do you know have many years have passed since I saw you last?
How’s your wife FRAW BAW and kids?
They sare should be happy with you.
I wish I were you.
Captain Quattro, he is a CHAR.
He should be becoming the leader but is satisfied with being mere soldier.
I really don’t like his attitade of escaping from reality.
So I don’t want to be with him.
I am going to gather the information T.”
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