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Chardonnay

Chardonnay is the type of girl be be rather lonely she adapts to one person and will always love that person she tries to hard to get something that she knows deep down she'll never have she has a lovely kind heart. A Chardonnay makes mistakes but is not very often given a second chance when needed she is loyal and will only love one person so if she does your very lucky to have her warm kind personality
Liam : how come he just won't give her a chance?
Lucy: Chardonnay deserves better someone worth her time she'll never listen though!
by Lucy Mox June 15, 2018
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Chardonnay Pong

A highly sophisticated version of the more commonly known game of Beer Pong. Whereas the traditional participants of Beer Pong tend to be low lifes, inbreeds, hillbillys, morons, 909ers, students from colleges in the southeast US, etc., Chardonnay Pong attracts a more refined level of idiot. The more expensive the Chardonnay, the more important to humanity the Chardonnay Pong player is. Entry level players will often utilize "box" variety Chardonnay, thereby relegating themselves to subhuman/neanderthal status. Some players have been known to utilize a crude and disgusting horse piss swill known as 2 buck chuck for their proceedings. This is common among Cro Mag project executives and pre-construction managers in Southern California.
Jacko - I've been training big time for the Chardonnay Pong tournament at Snowbird next month. I'm gonna beat all a yous like rented mules.

Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?

Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.
by Tiburonian December 20, 2010
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rombauer chardonnay

Rombauer chardonnay or "Cougar crack" refers to a creamy, buttery chardonnay liked by many mature women
by Red Corvette July 3, 2017
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Chardonnache

What you wake up with after absently consuming a bottle of Chardonnay by yourself.
This morning's Chardonnache was a reminder that I need to recycle before the cleaning crew has a chance to judge me.
by MissingV November 13, 2017
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chardonnay

1) A popular varietal wine made from the eponymous cultivar of white grape. It is particularly favored by book clubs, housewives, and concerned mothers.
2) A girls' name that, in common with most names related to a kind of alcohol, probably relates to how that child was conceived (even--no, especially--in the case of teen moms).
1) After dropping the kids off at soccer practice she drove her minivan to the liquor store. She wanted to pick a good bottle of chardonnay to impress her friends that were coming over to discuss Fifty Shades of Grey.
2) Have you met my children yet? These are my daughters, Brandy, Chardonnay, and Whipped Cream Vodka.
by Weasel Dan February 16, 2015
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Chardonnay

Chardonnay is an abusive female who beat up a little girl even tho she “couldn’t breathe” and then stomped on her head.
I cant breathethe girl wheezed before Chardonnay stomped on her head
by Rolas_ahegao December 29, 2018
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chardonnaying

The act of enjoying a nice cold glass of chardonnay, usually while doing something else enjoyable, such as sitting on a patio in beautiful weather.
It was sunny and 74 degrees outside so I sat on the front porch chardonnaying with my glass of Kendall Jackson.
by apdallas February 22, 2017
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