When you think about it, you use milk to drown your cereal. So technically...
YOUR MILK IS KILLING YOUR CEREAL!! Therefore, milk is the true "cereal killer".
YOUR MILK IS KILLING YOUR CEREAL!! Therefore, milk is the true "cereal killer".
by dumbqueen_prettydudett January 02, 2021
A person who takes an inappropriate amount of milk from the carton for his own satisfactory, leaving a very small ounce of milk inside the carton, not thinking of the others who live in the household.
By doing so, the next person who has a desire for cereal, pours the leftover milk into his cereal bowl, leaving an uneven bowl of milk and cereal.
It is basically the person, or cereal killer, leaves a small amount of milk, and someone else attempts to eat cereal, but is instead left with little milk and a lot of cereal, blaming the suspect.
By doing so, the next person who has a desire for cereal, pours the leftover milk into his cereal bowl, leaving an uneven bowl of milk and cereal.
It is basically the person, or cereal killer, leaves a small amount of milk, and someone else attempts to eat cereal, but is instead left with little milk and a lot of cereal, blaming the suspect.
Steve: Hey, you alright? Did you eat any breakfast?
Jake: No, man, it was because of that cereal killer,
Craig.
Steve: Don't worry, dude, you're not alone. You're not the only person who lives with a cereal killer. I live with one, too.
Jake: No, man, it was because of that cereal killer,
Craig.
Steve: Don't worry, dude, you're not alone. You're not the only person who lives with a cereal killer. I live with one, too.
by ProcrastinatingPanda June 14, 2011
1. Oh no! My Cocoa Pebbles are dead! Must've been a cereal killer!
2.Where do you live young man?
Why I live in Billings, cereal killer.
2.Where do you live young man?
Why I live in Billings, cereal killer.
by fishrocker April 08, 2009
Someone who loves cereal so much they don't even wait for it to come out of the box before they gobble it up and don't let anybody else have any.
You tell Johnny the next time he comes over here after school he better not act like no cereal killer.
This kitchen looks like it has been hit by a cereal killer.
Wipe you mouth an stop actin' like you wuz da top ramkin' cereal killer.
This kitchen looks like it has been hit by a cereal killer.
Wipe you mouth an stop actin' like you wuz da top ramkin' cereal killer.
by Pat Eberhart June 14, 2006
Watch out for the cereal killer!
by xX420_BlAZe_iT_MLG_git_rektXx March 18, 2016
Cereal Killer. When the milk you pour on your cereal turns out to be sour and you have to dump the cereal out.
by The Irish Lad July 28, 2010
One whom takes pride in or makes thier life revolve around CEREAL. Breakfast of champions! Nothing starts your day off right better than a bowl of peanut butter captain crunch.
I wake up and start my cereal killer routine( watch reruns of adult swim or transformers most the day eating cereal).
by mjReal December 24, 2006