cephalophelia

When one has sexual relations with a member of the cephalopodus family.

My father has committed cephalophelia, after being caught having sex with an octopus

by Mike Scott, regional manager October 14, 2019

cephalic

of or relating to the head or brain

that rock looks almost cephalic

by nocklmnop June 1, 2006

Cephalopodophile

An individual who engages in sexual acts with a Cephalopod i.e. a Squid, Octopus, Baby Kraken.

This act is mostly displayed in hentai where it is kind of hot and a little bit funny. In real life however, it's just gross because most Cephalopods are slimy and moist.

You watch so much Tentacle Hentai that you may as well be a Cephalopodophile, seriously, it's becoming a problem

by Max Harley September 9, 2010

cephalorectal colocation

A condition where the person can't determine reality due to having their cranium inside their rectum.

The Far Right suffers from cephalorectal colocation.

by trolleyman October 19, 2013

Cephalalgia

1. the medical term for a head-ache

2. an excuse not to go to school/work

I'm sorry, I won't be able to make it to work today, I'm suffereing with rather bad cephalalgia.

by land down-under March 18, 2009

cephalopod

A speedball made of xanax, Oxycontin, Focalin and just a pinch of coke!

"Dude, did you see Nicole?"
"yeah man, she was fucking faced off dose' cephalopods!"

by donsanman April 13, 2010

macro fecal cephalon

My Dad came up with this term meaning Big Shit Head!

Son, you can be a real macro fecal cephalon at times.

by Chief Running Hook April 1, 2021