cellular telephone

an ancient device used by the Natives as a sundial to keep track of time.

Jack:I used the cellular telephone to determine the time. It was 10:30 P.M

Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron

Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.

by lunchboxes4life September 30, 2011

Celluloid Simp

Sometimes referred to as a "film purist", the celluloid simp is an individual who maintains a very strong belief that celluloid film is the only way to shoot a cinematic movie. Despite being more practical, accessible, affordable, and modern than a thin sheet of synthetic plastic, Digital cameras will NEVER touch the hands of a celluloid simp.

A lesser variant of the Celluloid Simp is the Film Fraud: individuals who shoot movies digitally, but then proceed to degrade that nice, clean image in order to mimic the flawed look of celluloid film.

Tarantino: “Shooting on digital is like eating a veggie burger.”
Person 1: "Why does he hate digital cameras so much?"
Person 2: "He's just celluloid simp, that's all."

by D-Cinema April 12, 2023

Extra Cellular Perception

The phenomenon that occurs with your cell phone when you hear it ring or feel it vibrates right before you receive a call.

Mike: "Holy hell!"

Pete: "What?"

Mike: "I felt my phone go off, then I got a call. It's like I have extra cellular perception!"

by Randy 440 January 28, 2008

celluloid

1 Relating to film or motion picture (cinema). Originally a trademark for film.
2 Artificial

History: celluloid is a colorless flammable material made from nitrocellulose and camphor, which was used to make photographic and cinema film

1 On the celluloid screen
2 The characters were flat and celluloid

by fae March 11, 2005

Cellular Device

a cell phone.

I got super excited when Jordy called me on my cellular device!!

I just got a new cellular device, I think i'll call Jordy!

by ILuvJordy January 22, 2009

cellular

adj. cool, awesome, radical, or used to express a similar meaning

Boy: "Hey Amanda. I really like your new bicycle."
Amanda: "Wow. Thanks. I think it's pretty cellular, myself."

OR

Facebook status of girl: "My birthday's in like 10 days... WHEN did this happen ??"
Boy comments on facebook status: "It's so cellular that your birthday is coming up so soon."

by tot'rad'dude November 2, 2009

cellularbation

The act of masturbation by setting your cell phone on vibrate and putting it down your pants and calling yourself.

Stefanie put her cell phone down her pants and told me to call it..."Oooh baby." Its cellularbation!

by Megyn September 29, 2005