Multiple sex acts performed by one chick to a dude that would take the work of several cell mates. The chick chokes you with one hand, bites your nipples and aggressively fingers the dudes butthole with the other hand while he jerks off, replicating the actions that may take place in a prison brawl.
“Jay told me Christine choked him, fingered him, and nibbled his nipples, all at the same time while he jerked off the other night. She did all the things Joe and Dan told me about the brawl in cell block 99 all by herself!”
by Alabama Caesar Camper May 8, 2020
Get the brawl in cell block 99 mug.Callblock of Duty is the widespread phenomenon of rarely being able to reach someone via phone while they are gaming, regardless of their choice of console (or PC) and irrespective of which game they may be playing. It is, however, particularly prevalent in serious Xbox gamers, specifically those who frequently play one or more of the Call of Duty game series. Your call will most likely ring all the way through to voicemail, as even the simple act of hitting the "Ignore" key on a cell phone might break said gamer's concentration and/or compromise their strategy/position. If your call goes directly to voicemail, said gamer has most likely already received and declined to answer several calls, triggering the automatic voicemail response feature of most cellular carriers, or he/she has actually turned the phone off to avoid further interruption.
A: "Hey, is Matt coming or not? We've gotta leave soon or we're going to miss the movie!"
B: "Probably not. He must have activated Callblock of Duty; I can't get him on the phone. We should just go... He'll call me back in like 6 hours."
B: "Probably not. He must have activated Callblock of Duty; I can't get him on the phone. We should just go... He'll call me back in like 6 hours."
by Genebeeb July 21, 2011
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When you take your phone out your pocket to make a call, see you've got a text, read the text and then put your phone away without making the call.
It's a bit like being cockblocked but you want to make a call and you get led away by a trickster of a text.
When you take your phone out your pocket to make a call, see you've got a text, read the text and then put your phone away without making the call.
It's a bit like being cockblocked but you want to make a call and you get led away by a trickster of a text.
I'm just going to ring Jim. Hmmm there's a text here off Dan. Huh no I don't want to hear about his Japan exploits tut tut (puts phone back in pocket)
Damn just callblocked myself!
Damn just callblocked myself!
by thewhackcat March 19, 2014
Get the callblock mug.When you are stuck in traffic behind someone driving much slower than the speed limit because they can't talk on the cellphone and drive at the same time.
by Finster63 November 2, 2009
Get the cellblocked mug.Anything you can use to wipe the dingle berries off bubbas ass before he makes you toss his salad. Example : popsicle stick.
Thank god my friend had a cellblock salad fork because his 300 pound cellmate looked like he didn’t wipe.
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