Birthday Cheques

Cheques or Checks (American English) you receive as a birthday present.

Also, a play on words to the song: Birthday Sex by Jerimiah.

Grandma: Hey Grandson, what would you like for your birthday.

Grandson (To the tune of Birthday Sex): Birthday Cheques, Birthday Cheques.

Grandma: Oh ok. You're so musical!

by Stroff III and Dave sort of.. August 16, 2010

Furry Cheque

Sexual favours offered to tradesmen or others by housewives, in lieu of cash payment.

Yeah bro, I fixed her car and got paid by furry cheque. . .

by Ocker Kris July 21, 2005

Chequelitas

A term to define someone who loves wrestling and/or plays soccer.

Guy 1: Dude! Look it's John Cena!!
Guy 2: You're watching Raw? Stop being a Chequelitas.

by The Dayman 619 November 8, 2009

cheque week

The week of the month that everyone on welfare and assistance get their cheque. Usually marked by an increase of shopping at both grocery and liquor stores in your neighbourhood, well mine at least.

“Wow the dispensary is busy today... must be cheque week. “

by Lowertownie February 4, 2018

cheque

The British spelling of the word "check." Please keep in mind that anyone from a former British territory may also spell "check" this way. That's how they learned to spell it. They like to spell it that way. It's really going to be okay. Just breeeathe in deeply and let go of your xenophobia on the breath out.

May I write you a cheque?

by DodonaFalcDakini May 13, 2010

Arson cheque

A worthless or rubbery cheque (check to y'all stateside), submitted as payment with no fiscal value; a forgery

"Got an Arson cheque the other day."

"Eh?"

"Some Nigerian guy tried to scam me on eBay, sent me a well dodgy cheque. I might as well wipe my arson it."

by Peter Phile November 14, 2006

cheque-bomb

Irresponsibly passing off an unknown cheque to another party when you do not actually know the cheque belongs to them, therefore leaving them unjustly accountable.

Ashley finds a cheque on her desk that does not belong to her.

"Crap, Chloe cheque-bombed me again!"

by Crookshanks October 22, 2009