monkey catsup

the red stuff that comes out of monkeys every 28 days; also the best thing to eat a monkey with.

Blimey, that monkey shot monkey catsup 50 feet out of its butt hole!

Please pass the monkey catsup

by scrammers May 31, 2007

catsup

Supposed to be the same as "ketchup', ie, a condiment made from tomatoes. Hello! Is anyone in there? Wake up! It's Cat soup! It says so, in fricanese, right on the label!

AT FELINE ADOPTION CENTER:

SAD GIRL: "I am so sad, I need to get rid of my cat because I am moving into an apartment where no pets are allowed."

ATTENDANT: "Everything will be fine. We'll find a nice home for her."

SAD GIRL LEAVES.

ATTENDANT: "The bitch left, here's another cat for the giant CATSUP (cat soup) blender!"

by Jack Bozdog July 2, 2006

playing catchup

When your friends have already had a drink, but you are just starting you are "playing catchup".

From the TV game show "Catchphrase", with the legendary Roy Walker.

Mate, you're late and playing catchup.

by JasonC August 4, 2007

catsup

Catsup (cat soup) = What ALF likes!

Catsup, cat juice, hot or cold, big deal. Fuckhead about it!

by Beddy Cocker July 29, 2006

catsoup

Very Ethical/moral person. Also very cruel.
creative punishments. Always has a reason.

Also oddest person for Eleven I've ever known

watch out for soup

by god fearing April 28, 2004

california hot catsup

In a California Hot Catsup, you proceed to punch a bitch in the nose and make her bleed, then you take her blood spread her blood on the penis and make her suck the penis, making it look like a french fry covered in catsup.

Johnny, I'm hungry.
Do you want a big fat french fry?
Yes, as long as it is covered in California Hot Catsup.
Will do, Krystal.

by xJapaneseSteelx May 2, 2009

Catsup

A kind of pickle, made from mushrooms.

I ate some catsup the other day. It tasted quite terrible.

by Majicm9 April 11, 2011