walk my cat

When a female goes away to pleasure herself.

Erin: Hey Cassie do you want to go to the club tonight?

Cassie: I can't tonight, I have to walk my cat.

by MichealScottPaperCompany January 29, 2018

Walk my cat

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.

Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye

by your roblox girlfriend January 26, 2019

Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024

taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard

An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females

boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.

girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat

by Meerkat511 December 15, 2022

Cat Walker

A racist slur used to describe white people who are REALLY white. So white that they will take their cat on a walk.

Man 1: “Look at that Cracka walkin his cat”
Man 2: “Man that’s some white people shit”
Man 3: “I’m sayin bruh these cat walkers wild”

by lilnene1128 March 31, 2022

catwalk

Catwalk floor is a narrow, usually elevated platform used by models to demonstrate clothing and accessories during a fashion show.
Models on the catwalk often use a walk which is like that of a cat, placing one foot directly in front of the other to produce an alluring swagger in which the hips take on a more exaggerated movement.

Walk on the catwalk.

by madic April 2, 2009