cat-lady

Woman obsessive of her hundred of cat "children." Can be seen feeding at park feeding ducks and tripping children with her walker.
"Damn, you see that crazy old cat-lady feeding the ducks alka seltzer?"

"Yeah, she's so cool.."
by annie December 28, 2003
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cat lady

an old woman who lives alone with multiple cats and smells of cat urine. the cats' names will often be similar to "FooFoo" or "Mr. Snookums"
"Lets go steal a cat from the cat lady and lynch it"

"Mr. Snookums would you like some tea with that crumpet?"
by Jessuppp September 05, 2005
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cat lady

An older woman who lives alone. She wears nightgowns and owns 17 cats. Her house smells of cat pee, tuna, spoiled milk and bologna. When she sneezes she is engulfed by a cyclone of stray cat hair. She keeps a shot gun by her bed to scare away Jehovah's witnesses, trick or treaters and lost teenagers.
That cat lady sure is creepy. I went trick or tricking at her house when I was a kid and she stuck the barrel of her shot gun in my face when she opened up the door. Wow. That turned me against trick or treating forever.
by Theonewithoutaname August 29, 2014
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woman who is destined to die and old maid with several cats
i know hes fat but at this point its grin and bear it or hello cat lady
by metiamo June 07, 2004
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Cat lady

A lady who suffers from a horrible childhood, with nobody to love, besides stray cats that dig in the families garbage. Soon discovers cats are her friends and she enjoys talking, petting, and going to the movies with these cats. Many of the cats tend to have many venereal diseases that spread quickly to the old lady. Tends to have many wrinkles. And unwashed grease ball hair. And love to eat potatoes.
Cat Lady- An elderly woman owning/sleeping with fifty plus cats. Don't drool on the fur balls.
by Sunshine Lady December 13, 2008
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gisella ann blake is a cat lady. need help? call her she knows exactly what to do… in fact she will be there asap.
by memega July 20, 2022
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an old lady who lives alone with a bunch of cats and masturbates in the dark.
poor kitty i bet it sucks living with that cat lady
by Rigo Fuentes January 10, 2008
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