cat

A quite pleasant furry creature that vaguely resembles a meatloaf. Cats are the most intellectually superior creature on Earth. They are particularly adept at training human beings to do their bidding, and spend 18 hours a day on average apparently sleeping. What they are really doing is coming up with ways to take over the Earth while still retaining humans to make that yummy cat food for them. If cats had opposable thumbs, they, not us, would be the dominant force on this planet.

"Is that a meatloaf???"
"No, it's my cat!"

cat by gadjitfreek August 3, 2007

cat

evil fluffy muffin bent on world destruction and is very cute

cats are cute

cat by sportyskater321 September 22, 2018

Cat

The definitive pet.
Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.
Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious.
Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.

They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.

Cats rule, dogs drool. Remember that.

Cat by SuperSonicX February 16, 2007

Cat

Better than a human could ever be. Here's why-
1) Look into a cat's face. You should be able to tell that they know something you don't.
2) They get to sleep 18 hours a day and play for the entire other 6.
3) Who is cleaning up who's litter box here?
4) They are able to move faster than you can, can land on their feet, and can move through tighter spaces than you can.
5) Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.

Cats are simply better than you.

Cat by musicfan62 March 17, 2009

Cat

Cat

Def. Slang for a guy.

"Hey yo, who's that one cat over there talking to those females."
Or
"Yea he's a young cat and he's new to the game."

Cat by realboujee May 17, 2023

Cat

The cutest animal ever!!!!!!!!

I like cats.

Cat by CatEatingAnApple November 11, 2019

cat

the best thing ever

my cat is good

cat by 12345678910 chan mek March 25, 2017