cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

cartard

A driver who consistently makes poor decisions and unsafe maneuvers while operating a vehicle. Someone who lacks common sense and quick reaction time while driving. A bit different from a castard.

That cartard just turned left from the right lane.

by M. Worley September 12, 2009

Cataldo

The Act of being to smart for your own good making every one around you feel stupid and insignificant, and there only purpose in life is to buy you food another trait of a cataldo is the act of buying shoes that are $300 and up and never washing your car this is being a Cataldo.

Don't mess with a Cataldo cause one day they will rule the world with dirty cars and expensive shoes.

by Waffleman07 April 18, 2007

Castaldo

To do that which is both unnecessary and uncalled for, for the purposes of self-amusement. Always has a victim, often oneself.

In order for something to be a genuine Castaldo, the thought process behind it must be made immediately before the act, but in a form of retroactive hypothesis. The idea is that before you perform a Castaldo, you think about how amusing it will be in retrospect, as opposed to how irresponsible and dangerous it is in the immediate future.

Origin; Italian-American - New Jersey.

"Yes, I'm leaving you with my car keys. Don't Castaldo like last time: It took forever to dig that hooker's fingernails out of the grill."

by CliveChurchMusic May 24, 2010

Cataldifie

To change a piece of music, dance, written scripture, or other art forms to fit your style and have a better self expression

I cataldified the dance choreography so it’ll seem different and enjoyable

by SebTheTrapGod July 10, 2018

carnaldestism

(acronym of the phrase "baptism of carnal desire" and pronounced/written carnaldéthisme in French,): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.

just a caveat for my friends the ladies out there: if you have not had your carnaldestism and want a memorable first experience, do not get drunk beforehand; getting drunk before your carnaldestism is retargerous, no matter the age.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2014

CartLady

Someone (male or female) who is keeping track of events in order to use them in future arguments. The CartLady is a poetic vision of a librarian going around with an old screechy cart loaded with huge books.

Once again Joe reminded me of the time I borrowed him a black t-shirt. That was six months ago! What a CartLady!

by Shadow of the former tech July 17, 2003