Caranoia

The constant fear that your crappy car is going to break down again and leave you stranded.

Greg lives in a state of caranoia. He won't drive anywhere because he's afraid his car is going to break down again.

by SchwagMd May 22, 2011

Gina Carano

When you get in trouble for standing up against popular, self righteous bullies

Eugene: I got suspended today for comparing myself to the Jews because of how my bullies treat me. They've been calling me a Nazi and demonizing me with 911 for so many years but they never got in trouble for it

Frank: You got Gina Carano'd lmao, at least they've proven your point. You have a garbage teacher tho

by Just blunt February 15, 2021

crapanolla

1.a word i made up just means crap but sounds funnier
2.crap that is spreadable

You smell like crapanolla!
would you like some crapanolla on your toast?

by chubby-chubbkins August 28, 2007

Carpanions

1) A person or animal that spends a lot of time dedicated to one's goldfish

This is used to describe the relationship between an Emotional Support Goldfish and is devoted owner.

They are not companions, they are carpanions

by Tm3811 March 6, 2017

cardanobsessed

cardanobsessed is an obsession with cardan greenbriar💕💕💕

“Im so cardanobsessed” -jude duarte

by jude duarte August 3, 2021

calpano

Calpano is a play on the words kalpa, calendar, and plan.

Calpano is used as a company name, e.g. in calpano.com

by rincewind3 February 2, 2010

cardanobsessed

Cardanobsessed is an obsession with Cardan Greenbriar from The Cruel Prince💕💕

“Im so cardanobsessed”

by jude duarte August 3, 2021