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Carlos the peanut

The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.
by Carlos the peanut. November 19, 2019
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mr bear carlos juan pablo junior

THE MOST HAPPIEST LITTLE BOI IN THE WORLD THE SON OF SAM AND MR BEAR. ALL THE BOYS FALL FOR HIM. HIS DADS ARE PROUD. HE HAS THE BEST M*THER F*CKIN COUSIN IN THE WORLD AKA BELLAAAAA.
DAMN MR BEAR CARLOS JUAN PABLO JUNIOR LOOKIN SUPERRRR FINE TODAAYYYY
by someone u dont know haha February 27, 2019
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Pulling A Carlos

When you go into a discord chat but proceed to mute and deafen yourself for no reason whatsoever.
"Oh look Eli joined the call"
"Fuck, he's pulling a carlos"
"Of course he is, what an asshole"
by TexasHotPocket November 25, 2018
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producer carlos

Producer of the Bobby Bones Show in Austin, TX, and the stuttering Hispanic voice of America (ironically incapable of speaking Spanish). Half of a set of identical twins with bite marks on his back (coming from a shared bed experience with his brother).
1. Have you heard Producer Carlos talk on the radio? That guy mumbles and stutters like no other. I think he might be illiterate.

2. Can you help me out? I've got this scratch on my back... I think someone producer Carlos'd me. That's the last time I drink THAT much tequila.
by M Casserly May 9, 2008
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papi carlos

The name of the biggest cocaine dealer in the 1940s. He lived in the city of braga and opened his own company "braga corporation".
" Yo if we keep sellin this crack one day we FINNA end up like papi carlos man"
by Braga July 3, 2014
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pulling a carlos

pulling a carlos is when a someone riding a public bus gets off to let other people off and then finds the door shut, resulting in them having to run to the next stop so that they may get back on the bus
"omg dude, did you see sara pulling a carlos?"

"yeah, man, it was hilarious"
by sarajoncena November 29, 2017
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Pulling a carlos

Doing something for a loved one that makes every other man in the room look bad.
Yeah he stood barefoot in the snow fot 6 minutes to give her towel. He's just pulling a carlos!
by Anonymous6824 April 4, 2022
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