Cumplosion

the point of when jackulation is under no control, leading to the jaculator's seamen to be spread throught the entire premisis of his computer room

Dude, last night i had a cumplosion and killed me dog!

by 3241rlkcnt May 15, 2008

Cumplosion

The act of giving your girl a cream pie

So I had a cumplosion in my girl and ummm mom.... You're gonna be a grandma.

by Kristopher H. October 27, 2019

cumplosion

A cumplosion is an explosive cumshot.

Matt jacked me off and I had a cumplosion!

by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021

Carlosing

The act of "bumbling" around, almost aimlessly but to the outside world it appears that you very much have an aim. You might try and look busy, but everyone really knows your not actually doing anything.

The act of Carlosing is a difficult one to master, it is said that the Germans have perfected it, while others are just trying to imitate them.

"Hey man what have you been up to all day?"
"Oh you know, just carlosing around."

by Carlos The Third December 25, 2013

catsplosion

Cat + Alcohol + Gun = Catsplosion (Movie: Boondock Saints)

The unsuspecting cat suffered a fatal Catsplosion at the hands of a gun wielding drunk.

by JulianM July 20, 2008

Caplotion

A type of liquid that freezes and burns you at the same time but it's good for pipes.

Stop touching my "Caplotion".

by AndAuthor November 3, 2022

Callision

The result of irritating cell phone audio delay, whereby each person seems to be speaking at the same time. Each utterance crashes into the other person's, which makes both parties stop and repeat. Callision may involve many verbal pile-ups in a single call. Some believe this is a ploy by cell phone providers to make customers use more minutes, as well as sound ridiculous to eavesdroppers.

I wa . . I want to . . I want to go to . . . You know what, I'm going to just email you to avoid this callision.

by Marty Orchard March 10, 2011