careless lumberjack

When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.

I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.

by ryan_anarchon October 1, 2008

careless wrister

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

Cakeless

Without cake. Craving a cake

J-Rod used to be a baker, yet he still hasn't baked me a cake. I am starving and craving a cake, yet I am still Cakeless!

by ADJRODSS July 30, 2018

caplessly

An adjective used when someone says a completely true statement.
So basically statement without any CAP.

"Nahhhh bruh no cap"
"oh, so you mean "caplessly" right?"

by lil.buzzed November 30, 2019

Careless Whisper

The act of queefing out semen from one's vagina.

"We were scared when I finished and realized that I didn't wear a condom, but she put me at ease with her Careless Whisper."

by tubadude62 September 9, 2011

careless whisper

Careless whisper was a song made by the group Wham, consisting of Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael. Saddest song ever about a lost love.

If you dare to listen to this song have a box of kleenex near by.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Careless Grandma

Originated from MTV's True Life: I have Tourettes.

One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"

The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.

You're being careless grandma, you might as well not even do it at all!

by FerrariCarr July 16, 2010