cannon ball

1.Something you might call a friend, your boy, or someone you cool wit.
2.A tough mafucka or a hard rapper could be called a cannon too.

Jay: Wadup Bob?
Bob: Nothin. What's good cannon ball?

Yo heard that verse Style P spit on "All I Know is Pain"? He kilt it, Styles a cannon

by J. Re February 4, 2009

cannon ball dookie

When a person attempts to make a "cannon ball" jump off a pier or diving board into a body of water while taking a dump at the same time.

Daniel Tosh showed a cannon ball dookie on Tosh.O last week and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen

by 61920 August 16, 2011

pile of cannon balls

An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.

I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.

by stall2 March 31, 2017

chocolate cannon ball

After space docking with a chick, you screw her abnormally hard in a position of your choosing. If you lasted more than a meager 5 minutes, the chick should be able to muster up a pretty nice quief. The turd which was loaded through the space docking procedure mentioned earlier, should be launched from her vagina like a cannon ball, just squishier. To achieve greater distance, you must "go the distance."

After I nailed the bitch, I was almost nailed by a chocolate cannon ball.

by K White February 8, 2007

cannon ball run

the act in wich a man lifts the legs of a pregnant woman till she looks like a cannon ball and proceeds to fuck her till he's satisfied or untill he pokes the babys face

Me and my wife did a cannon ball run when she was pregnant and now my baby has dimples

by ass man 5000 May 29, 2007

Balls Cannon

A balls cannon is delivered by dropping one's trousers to moon someone, bending over far enough that the testicles become visible, waving the testicles at the recipient(s) with the hand, and shouting 'Baaalllllssss!'

The balls cannon can necessarily only be performed by a man.

I had no idea Andrew had such saggy balls until he gave me the balls cannon for the first time.

by M. C. Nasty February 17, 2008

cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.

man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!

by Kobe Minx October 24, 2017