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Cock Carousel

A promiscuous female that is 18-30yrs old having sex with alpha males. When they reach their 30s they are ready to settle down with a beta male.

Example, get on the Carousel and jump on one cock, then get off onto another cock. Then another cock, and another, and another cock etc. COCK CAROUSEL!!!!
Elizabeth has been riding the cock carousel well into her early 30s.
by I am Dolemite B#^ch June 2, 2017
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Barrington Prairie Campus

Rich uneducated white kids, annoying Mexicans and smart ass Indians. Oh and those 5 black kids. Welcome to Prairie. Welcome to thotville.
by Pseudonym?_? September 24, 2019
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Cock Carousel

A metaphorical place that (unfortunately) women will go to in their 20's. They will essentially give out free fucks to all the Chads, and will then act as if they are entitled, justified and free to now settle down with any beta male for the purpose of having a family.

It is a sad reflection upon our society that feminism has gone from being a civil rights movement to empowering women to be shameless sluts.
Nigel: "Man, I am so lucky to have my loving wife. She'll always stick by me."
Chad: "Dude, you got played hard. She had a long ride on the Cock Carousel in her 20's, she's a slut!"
by That_One_Dodgy_boi September 30, 2017
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Infinite Campus

The average/failing/truant student's greatest enemy. No longer are your attendance and academic records only seen by your parents every six weeks. With Infinite Campus, your mother and father have instant access to your grades and attendance records. So if you have a 2.5 GPA and regularly skip bullshit classes, like me, you're fucked.
I got the whooping of my life last night when my dad saw that I got a 38% on my trigonometry test.

Fuck you Infinite Campus.
by gimmedatsammich March 9, 2011
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Urban Camouflage

The uncanny ability to blend in completely with ones surroundings, at night, purely by closing the eyes and mouth simultaneously
Check out Walcott, that bitch disappeared totally! Epic urban camouflage
by smooo February 23, 2011
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Cock Carousel Widow

A post wall woman who's whorish lifestyle has died and left her, leaving her as an old, ugly, and bitter woman who will live the rest of her life alone and unmarried with her dildo and cats. They are often delusional about themselves and reality and complain about where all the good men have gone.
This girl I knew in high school was a bit of a slut and banged a different dude every week. But now she's old, ugly, and alone so now everyone calls her the "cock carousel widow".
by PreSchoolFightClub October 4, 2017
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Chemist on campus

A drug dealer, usually in this case a student at a college or university that is dealing in addition to their studies. However a Chemist on campus may not necessarily be a student, possibly just someone who hangs around targeting students.
Person A : 'Hey bro do you know if there is a chemist on campus? I need to reimburse my supply as I got high last night with my cat and used up all my skunk'

Person B : 'I think that Johnny from our algebra class is, you should go and ask him'
by BH598 July 13, 2012
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