calzoned

to get owned by italian dishes, such as pizza or calzones.

I just got calzoned by that pepperoni pie, i can't eat another bite!

by ben mcfrlnd November 12, 2005

Calzone

An idiot who is unaware of how stupid they are, can also be used with the term mook or Jabroni.

You utter calzone. You are acting like a total calzone.

by Mookzilla August 22, 2014

Calzone

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's vagina, then she crawls on top of him and squeezes the man-goo out onto his chest, not unlike squeezing a cheese calzone.

That bitch got so mad when I came in her that she calzoned me.

by D-Lav December 10, 2007

Calzone

(n) A Southern Californian who has moved to Arizona. Usually a self righteous, drunk, bigot, college kid who goes to an Arizona college (on daddy's money) because they couldn't get into USC or UCLA.
I.E. USC (or UCLA) overflow that resides in Arizona.

Todd is such a calzone.
Look at those calzones.

by Wilbur Wildcat January 18, 2009

Calzone

a very attractive woman who has big boobs and a fat ass, made up by a complete idiot who i love very much.
apparently, the "bread" is the boobs and the "cheese" is the ass.

"Emily's a Calzone"
"no she's not, she doesn't have enough bread."

by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011

calzone

A large wad of money. Lotsa cheese, Lots of dough.

The guy rolls up with a calzone in his pocket and starts making it rain all over the strippers.

by DBruch October 30, 2010

Calzone

Someone who is soft, or takes the soft option - i.e. a Flake. Brought about during a dinner where 4 men were eating; three ordered a Mixed Grill and one ordered the Calzone.

Person 1: "We went out drinking last night, and we all drank bourbon but Jim was sipping champagne."

Person 2: "That guy is such a Calzone."

by The Popcorn Gangster April 9, 2007