A very gorgeous human being that also happens to be a sex god that will plow anyone's pussy and belongs to a girl named Samantha Gilbert A.K.A. @cthxmuke on twitter
by Frank Gioia is bæ August 6, 2015

As he said: Hi I'm Calum Hood, I play bass in a band, 5 seconds of summer.
Source, Cocktail Chats, every fucking episode bc he is afraid that we actually forget who he is
Source, Cocktail Chats, every fucking episode bc he is afraid that we actually forget who he is
- Oh God, I need 5sos to drop the new Cocktail Chats episode. I need to know who is their bassist. Was it Column? Candle? I forgot his name.
+ Oh, you mean Calum Hood?
- That's what I thought!!
+ Oh, you mean Calum Hood?
- That's what I thought!!
by Martina_loves_drunkSOS July 10, 2018

A band member from 5 Seconds Of Summer whometh is amazing and I think his beauty marks are overly underrated. He is a cute ball of smash who I think is not appreciated as he should be. Anyway.
by itsherofcourse December 2, 2018

The amazing bassist of 5 Seconds of Summer. Extremely gorgeous and talented. Definitely one of the best (if not the best) bassists ever. Adorable as well as sexy, extremely funny, and overall amazing. Lots of BDE
by IFUCKINGLOVECALUMHOOD April 15, 2019

by calumhoodswifey January 28, 2021

Calum hood as a hot stud with tattoos. He is the shit. And plays bass like a god. Calum hood is not available he’s mine so back of betch
by <Ur mom> July 24, 2019

a sensation and bodacious man in aesthetically pleasing outfits, who plays the fucking bass and radiants big dick energy.
by donttestmeiampunkrock July 31, 2018
