Caltrans worker

The laziest of people, get paid by the hour to stand around while one guy digs a hole. They soak up more of the California state budget and work slower than molasses.

Steve the caltrans worker and 12 of his friends get paid 30$ a hour to watch Pedro dig a hole.

by The Republic of California November 2, 2011

Caltrans

A clogged toilet, backed up, can not pass.

This is Caltrans, I've been stuck here for hours.

by DigitalExpl0it May 13, 2010

Coltrain

Another word for noob or hardtard (or ardtard).

Well I think we know who the new Coltrain of the group is...

How did you drop that pass?! That was such a Coltrain move.

by Dommerlodeon November 11, 2006

Caltrain907

He is gay and that's okay. Love is love, you can't fake it.

Caltrain907's 400 subscriber special goes harder than Grandma down the stairs.

by DolfinMan December 4, 2021

caltain

A Californian whome self pronounces themselves as a captain. Often while drunk from too many shots of Captain Morgan

Someone needs to cut off the caltain over there. He's really killing my vibe.

by Falavak May 6, 2019