columbine

A field day for the press to rag on about what modern entertainment is doing for our kids. See speculation. In the end, only retards believe their lies. Or maybe just there are too many people like me whining about their lies for even retards not to notice.


Moral is "Do unto others"

If you're a jock, make sure the kids you pick on are too retarded to know how to work a gun.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Columbine Music

Innocent bands incorrectly accused of causing or encouraging the shooting at Columbine.

One of the guys favorite band's were Rammstein and KMFDM.

by none September 28, 2003

Columbine Shooting Range

Columbine high school's shooting range, located in the lunch room, shut down in 1999

Don't come to health class today, all we did was watch a movie about the columbine shooting range

by My name Jeff please May 9, 2017

Columbine

1. A beautiful flower. Also the state flower of Colorado (even before the incident)
2. One of the most tragic of attacks the nation has ever seen. On 20 April 1999 Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris entered their high school in Littleton, Colorado and murdered 13 people - 12 students and a teacher, before taking their own lives. Blame whomever you want, but they were the ones to pull the triggers and set up the bombs. Sadly, few really learned the lesson outside of Littleton.

Show some respect people, this was the most horrific of events and some of you just laugh it off. I'm disgusted.

by 'rado May 15, 2005

Columbine Catastrophe

An alternate name for Reaper's ult in Overwatch.

Player: I just Columbine Catastrophe'd their entire team!

by Zaeglamesh June 6, 2016

Columbine

To lose sanity and go on a rampage (shooting or otherwise) on people (guilty and innocent alike) in a larger group after the larger group has caused you stress, pain, and discomfort that leads to your loss of sanity. See also wordpostalword

The constant bullying of the preppies and jocks have caused him to pick up his AK-47 and go Columbine on everyone.

by KinFreon May 19, 2003

Columbine High School Massacre

The Columbine High School massacre was a school shooting that occurred on April 20, 1999, at Columbine High School in Columbine, an unincorporated area of Jefferson County, Colorado, U.S. (Wikipedia)

Date: April 20, 1999
Location: Columbine High School, Colorado, United States
Total number of deaths: 15 (including both perpetrators)
Shooters: Dylan Klebold, Eric Harris
Perpetrators: Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold
Weapons: TEC-9, Hi-Point Carbine, Knife

Columbine High School Massacre was a Devastating Event, taking away 15 lives, including those of the perpetrators. It was found, nonetheless, that the perpetrators, Dylan Kebold and Eric Harris, were depressed and constantly bullied at school.

by The Canadian Textbook February 24, 2018