Câlisse

Multifaceted French Canadian word. In the same league as Ostie, Tabarnak, Sacrament, Criss. Comes from a deformation of the Christian religion word Chalice.

Can be used interchangeably in any blasphemous phrase such as:

"Criss de tabarnak de sacrament d'ostie d'câlisse..." or
"Câlisse qui fait frette" (it is freaking cold) or
"Câlisse de cave" (You're/He is fuc&?*#% stupid) or
"Câlisse que j'ai faim" (I'm fuc&?*#% starving)

by toecap April 30, 2013

Calista

(Noun.) Comes from Greek background and means "most beautiful". Calista is a very rare name, and usually is accompanied by a very rare person. Calista will always know how to brighten up your day. Often they will come with blonde or red hair. Outgoing, smart, weird at times, and very creative. But always beautiful inside and out. Their smiles are contagious. Calistas are known for being great kissers, and having a way with words. If you know a Calista, NEVER let her out of your sight.

"Dang she's amazing"

"Is her name Calista?"
"How did you know?!"

by MysterymaxxX30934 January 11, 2014

Calista

Calista has blond hair and golden skin. She's pretty, smart, talented and loves music and dance. She's extremely intelligent and loves to learn. She's full of surprises and great with people. Calista is an amazing friend and girlfriend that will always have your back and love you for who you are. She cares most of all about your inner beauty. She can be weird and funny, though very polite and mature for her age, especially with adults. Its a rare Ancient Greek name that means beautiful one and if you find a Calista, don't let her go! She's a very special person.

''Who's that smart and pretty girl over there?''

''That's Calista of course,''

by wadonna June 9, 2018

Calista

Calista is a girl who loves to hang and be around others just to make them happy. She is a talented and an amazing artist that usually draws what she imagines. Calista is a girl who loves to read books and play with children. If you ever meet a Calista you can find that she is a little silly sometimes but fun to hang out with. If you ever find a Calista don't let her go because she is a treasure that is unlike any other.

Man I wish I had an Calista

by vermilliopcd June 2, 2015

Carissa

Carissa has many different meanings such as beloved, graceful, and little schemer. a woman named Carissa is beautiful inside and outside yet she doesn't know it. She is a people pleaser, and loves the outdoors. very smart, but is not pompous. is curious in nature. Her heart is the biggest and warmest if ever found. Carissa is rare. There are a few common species such as those who are blonde or even brunette but the pale in comparison to the rarest species of Carissa which is the natural redhead. she is the most loveable and loyal. once you find a Carissa love her, treat her right and fight for her because if you don't another man will step in and take your place.

I once had a Carissa but I didn't treat her right I lost her, now a better man has my Carissa.

by emeraldeyes78 April 3, 2013

Carissa

Leader of the Pootang Gang. Gettin ass all day everyday. Carissa is also a slayer of thots because she is too powerful to be a thot herself. She will take your man or woman so just stay home and hide in your closet. Hide for the rest of your left. Until Carissa leaves this world to bang another...nobody is safe.

Hey man wanna go out tonight
Nah can't Carissa gonna steal my girl and you if we go.

by INfamousGhost100 February 14, 2019

Carissa

A Carissa is all woman - the most gorgeous in the world. Heart-racingly gorgeous. Striking. More hot than beautiful, even. An amazing person - the most amazing woman in the world - and she doesn't even flaunt it. A Carissa is extremely rare because she is that hard-to-find whole package: beautiful, smart, kind, tall, and great sense of humor, with a hot body and huge chest. Plus she knows how to have fun. The best friend you will ever have - loyal as hell. A stunning, tall, witty, perfect woman who drives guys crazy; she's also the strongest and most courageous woman you've ever met. That perfect babe who no one can put down; she's gorgeous & sexy as hell with a charismatic, phenomenal personality. Her big brown eyes are the most enchanting ever seen. If you meet a Carissa, you will fall in love. Clearly it's hard to find Carissas, you may only ever meet one or two in your life, so when you meet one you had better get her before somebody else does.

Dude 1: That Carissa's looking fineeeeee.

Dude 2: Man, I know.
....
Carissa: (while walking by) Hey guys!

Dude 1 & 2: Heyy!!!!! ... Wowww....

by Ava2032444 June 2, 2018