Campers Christmas

a little bit gay

Uncle John Is A Little Bit Campers Christmas

by stwafeywafey July 30, 2019

Campers

Any group of people that continue to sit at at a restaurant table well after they have finished and paid for their meal.

I can't turn my tables because they are filled with campers.

by server with a smile January 20, 2009

butt calipers

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

call of duty modern warfare 2 campers

not to be confused with sniper(unless the sniper has ACOG and a silencer) the call of duty modern warfare 2 campershave no skill while they sit in a corner and pick people off, there are very few times when camping can be justified(protecting HQ, Bomb, Bomb site, care package, sniping with real sniper (not acog))

call of duty modern warfare 2 campers use m16s, ump45s shotguns with silencers, often time heartbeat sensors, or scar Hs

by timmy!!! libila timma February 13, 2010

calperto

A bad ass motherfucker with a massive shlong

Brandon: Hey looks it’s my man Calperto!
Bryce: Oh shit what a savage.
Tanner: I wish I could be like him.
Brandon: Yeah, but you never will.

by Calpertos nigga May 21, 2018

Caspersexual

If you are only sexually attracted to Casper(the cool one to be exact)

I wanna fuck the brains out of Casper i am caspersexual

by DefinitlyNotCasper August 25, 2021

weekend campers

an elite group of online gamers--

who are we kidding? A fun loving group of gamers who enjoy provoking tightly wound people and exhalting at the failures of others

to a female gamer who's online character was blocking a doorway:

"Move those childbearing hips soldier!"

the code name for the way kids were removed from a server:

"commence operation bedtime"

by furious george March 7, 2005