Cactus Cock

When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.
Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.
by Joosy Phroot December 05, 2022
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Cactus cock

It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair
I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!
by Yucky Child Charmer February 10, 2020
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