Cabbage head disease

When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.

Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.

by Whatitdo7 November 6, 2021

cabbage head

Derogatory term for a person of Irish decent.

Those f'in' cabbage heads started a fight in the bar last night.

by Josephus April 19, 2007

Cabbage head

The state of waking up slow and hazy after smoking large amounts of pot the night before. Similar to a hang over, but much less painful because pot is not a poison, unlike alcohol. Another example of the sheer stupidity of prohibition.

Dude came over last night with some awesome brownies. We also just had to try my brand new double chamber bong while playing Guitar Hero. Don't make me do any math today, I got a huge cabbage head.

by spazzmonk February 9, 2009

Cabbage Head

Cabbage Head alternative White Person

Man! look at that cabbage head lol

by King Renzo July 11, 2021

cribbagehead

Has cribbage on the brain.

Are you a cribbagehead? You are if you:

are a member of the American Cribbage Congress
are a member of a Grass Roots club
play cribbage three or more times a week
know the difference between Nibs and Nobs
have traveled more than 500 miles to play cribbage
have a trophy area in your house
have read a cribbage strategy book
own a cribbage strategy book
dream about cribbage know which cribbage player has the middle name Royland
own four or more cribbage boards
have made a custom cribbage board

1–3 wanna-be cribbagehead
4–6 fledgling cribbagehead
7+ certified cribbagehead
(based on an idea submitted by Geoffrey Rezek of Darien CT)

Our cribbagehead card group meets weekly to play cribbage.
An authoritative source for “cribbagehead”—page 34 in the December 2023 Cribbage World!

by cribbagehead November 30, 2023