Cabbage head

The state of waking up slow and hazy after smoking large amounts of pot the night before. Similar to a hang over, but much less painful because pot is not a poison, unlike alcohol. Another example of the sheer stupidity of prohibition.

Dude came over last night with some awesome brownies. We also just had to try my brand new double chamber bong while playing Guitar Hero. Don't make me do any math today, I got a huge cabbage head.

by spazzmonk February 9, 2009

Inept Cabbage Head

To be an Inept Cabbage Head is to have the equal brain capacity of Sir Steve Bruce

Inept Cabbage Head is to be a constant failure, a Girthy piece of meat and have the football knowledge of a an American.

by Rusty1201 October 20, 2021

Cabbage head disease

When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.

Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.

by Whatitdo7 November 7, 2021

Cabbage Head

Cabbage Head alternative White Person

Man! look at that cabbage head lol

by King Renzo July 11, 2021