Hide-the-Cutlery-Retarded

Someone who is so stupid that it would behoove you to hide the silverware so that they don't injure themselves with it.

Timmy is hide-the-cutlery-retarded, he just asked me which band did "Stairway to Heaven". WOW.

by MimiMarquez July 22, 2010

Cumberland cutlery

A spoon in the ass and a knife in the shaft(dick) for sexual stimulation of a guy.

Jena gave Chandler the Cumberland cutlery in bed last night.

by jrb5 May 29, 2018