Cubanese

A title used by 50 year old women to describe their fake ethnicity.

Person 1: Hey where are you from again?
Person 2: Oh I'm Cubanese
Person 1: So where are you from?

by UnderageGirlIcey, >:D June 15, 2022

cubanaso

Trashy cubans - the type that live in lower middle class neighborhoods in Miami. Christmas usually includes lechon in their driveways while they wear wifebeaters and drink bad american domestic beer, spout off ignorant statements and make the rest of the Cuban population look bad.

Hey did you see that cubanaso moved into our neighborhood? He had a couple lowriders and lechon going in the driveway. Wearing a wifebeater, too, que cubanaso.

by jm22e November 23, 2009

Cubans

Loud brown or pale people in which the males think they are ''Macho-Men'' and the females tend to wear huge hoop earrings and tight clothing with sneakers and a load of colorful make-up. They spend time slaughtering animals as sacrifices such as smelly chickens and goats, watching Hispanic television, or criticizing other men and calling them gay or pussies when in fact, they are not.

Ex. 1
Random Cuban man: OYEE QUE BOLA ASERE!!!!
Typical person: Yup, He's Cuban.

Ex. 2
Random Cuban man: Yap! He gay! He pussy an' no want to _____.
Typical person: Who the fuck invited him?

Ex.3

Random Cuban woman: NOOOO!! WHY YOU CHANGE DEE CHANNEL FOOR! I WAS WATCHEENG CASO CERADO!!!
Typical Invited guest: That's fake and it's trash. Only Cubans watch that shit.

by ThePotatoPeople February 19, 2011

Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios

This creature is incapable of growing its own teeth and relies on a health insurance plan to acquire a pair, Defying the natural laws of physics and most health policies this creature can reach speeds of up to mach2 after takeoff, it uses this to its advantage to constantly clean a nest, and sometimes uses its speed for tactical espionage missions which it then uses to blackmail you into submission. Resistance is futile, This stubborn creature refuses to see, or hear. After many years of training you can just then begin to domesticate this beast. It can be identified by its high-frequency calls (See 'YAH!') which it uses to see, much like a bat. It also uses these screeches as a signal for takeoff, as well as to atract mates. (see 'pepito') It usually wears a staind moomoo and folds its wings into a praying position while muttering what seem like warcries, while in this state this creature will sometimes be found laying in a fetal position. It shuffles its claws while walking as well. This 'thing' is a force to be reconed with.

While trying to steal a bag of chips from publix, The manager released his sentinal beast upon me, the feared 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios'.

by Mung August 2, 2003

Cubanish

negative, not cool,

jim-"dude your moms an uber."
tim-"yeah, well your mom is Cubanish dude"

by Mr.Dunlap January 10, 2004

cubanism

Cubanism is the form of someone who is very cuban, they will typically have a cuban cigar and be playing dominoes.

"Hey look at Manny over there, he has a lot of Cubanism"

by BigDickDon December 12, 2017

Cubanasity

When your cuban characteristics come out.

I don't sunburn, I ran because of my cubanasity.

by SlammedB2600i January 5, 2021