An intimately close kind of friend, not that you would smoke crack with, but that you could call and say "I'm in a crack house, and I'm scared for my life.", who would then do everything in their power to get you help or help you themselves.
Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?
Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.
Person 1: Dag, yo.
Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.
Person 1: Dag, yo.
by PsychoactiveEyes June 10, 2023
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Under the crack house law if a promoter were to throw an illegal party where there was no drug control or restrictions, that person may be prosecuted
by Ac.Ri March 26, 2009
Get the Crack house law mug.Someone who moved to Atlanta from the midwest just to go to culinary school, but failed. Now they live in a crack house in the midwest and talk about hot dogs all day.
by MC Busta January 17, 2020
Get the crack house chef mug.A crack house game is a game that lures you in with free content until you hit a micro transaction wall, you CANNOT advance any further unless you pay a shit ton of money for a crate that unlocks random content.
Once unlocked - you either get something shitty, or good.
Good: You can advance further into the game and hit another wall to pay yet again.
Shitty: You get something stupid, and it doesn't do shit, meaning you'll have to pay again.
Crack house games usually keep releasing content, the content usually persist of an op character that can only be unlocked with an expensive crate.
This shit keeps repeating itself so the players will keep paying to win.
Once unlocked - you either get something shitty, or good.
Good: You can advance further into the game and hit another wall to pay yet again.
Shitty: You get something stupid, and it doesn't do shit, meaning you'll have to pay again.
Crack house games usually keep releasing content, the content usually persist of an op character that can only be unlocked with an expensive crate.
This shit keeps repeating itself so the players will keep paying to win.
Dumbass: WOOOH! LET'S GO BOIS, I JUST SPENT ALL MY MOM'S BANK MONEY TO BUY 3 CRATES! WOOOHH! I GOT, AN OP CHARACTER BOIS, LET'S GO!
Dumbass 2: FUCK YOU, I SPENT $200K FOR 9 CRATES AND GOT SHITTY CHARACTERS, I'M UNINSTALLING!
The Intellectuals Who Know About This Definition: Bruh, ya'll fags retarded asf, you deadass could've bought a homeless dude a house with all that money - instead of wasting it all on a retarded ass crack house game..
Dumbass 1 and 2: *Dumbass rage* FUCK YOU, THIS CHARACTER IN RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS IS MORE IMPORTANT A HOMELESS DUDE!!! *Autistic screaming*
Dumbass 2: FUCK YOU, I SPENT $200K FOR 9 CRATES AND GOT SHITTY CHARACTERS, I'M UNINSTALLING!
The Intellectuals Who Know About This Definition: Bruh, ya'll fags retarded asf, you deadass could've bought a homeless dude a house with all that money - instead of wasting it all on a retarded ass crack house game..
Dumbass 1 and 2: *Dumbass rage* FUCK YOU, THIS CHARACTER IN RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS IS MORE IMPORTANT A HOMELESS DUDE!!! *Autistic screaming*
by Fighting_Remnant March 16, 2020
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1.dude i spent the night at mikes last night.(what was it like?) nigga that shit was like staying in aunt jamimas crack house
2.bitch they had more cocaine than aunt jamimas crack house
3.dude clean your fucking room its starting to look more dirty than aunt jamimas crackhouse
2.bitch they had more cocaine than aunt jamimas crack house
3.dude clean your fucking room its starting to look more dirty than aunt jamimas crackhouse
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by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024
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