Aluminum Cowboy Hat

1) a cowboy hat constructed from scrap metal found in a closet.
2) the symbol of an alliance, usually for nefarious purposes, between a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.
3) a screenplay that results from the collaboration of a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.

"and then they ended it with a wrench fight on the space station! that was some real aluminum cowboy hat action there!"

by joeyjoejoejrshabadoo December 06, 2006

Faggot with a cowboy hat

State trooper whos being a complete asshole.

Hey Mom i got thrown in jail by a Faggot with a cowboy hat for calling him a Faggot with a cowboy hat.

by TaxemicHOLT January 21, 2011

Mexican cowboy hat

Paper seat covers in public restrooms and porta potty’s

Hey does that porta potty have any Mexican cowboy hats?

by Kdub driver November 15, 2018

cowboy hat rain protector

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

A paper toilet seat cover

The toilet seat at the gas station was so nasty I had to lay down a cowboy hat rain protector!!

by brett tarrant October 16, 2006

THE NAKED COWBOY HAT OF ALMERIA

a cowboy hat....but u can only wear it wen ur naked

when wearing the THE NAKED COWBOY HAT OF ALMERIA u must be naked at all time

by wanny danny lanny panny fanny November 26, 2009

camera-hat cowboy

A movie pirate. The scurvy dog of the cinema, named for the ten gallon hat he wears to hide his camera.

Check it out! I just got the new Harry Potter movie on DVD only one day after it came out in theatres! It was five bucks from the local camera-hat cowboy.

by 31337_man December 21, 2006

Won-Ton Cowboy Hat

When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.

Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.

by Lib-Lab June 10, 2017