Clog

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by Dino_saw_ October 12, 2021
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Clog

To beat someone with a wooden shoe. Mostly used as a joke when your friend does something stupid.
“I’m going to clog you”

“I’m clogging you”

“I’m going to clog you to death
by Cokaylovespilking006 April 29, 2021
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clog

To stay too long in one place or overerstay one's welcome. To linger or hang out.
After the Super Bowl ended I clogged on my buddies couch for a couple hours.
by J Zee June 24, 2009
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clog

(1) A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.
That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs.
by DMurphy May 1, 2008
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by Blunt Bandit 66 April 1, 2003
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clog

"Man, that girls clog was so tight".

can be (should be, for full effect) used in conjunction with Dutchman's foot and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".
by dnb soldier June 3, 2010
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clog

To hinder or obstruct with thick or sticky matter; choke up.
Frank: "Man, I had some wild sex with Susy Q for 3 hours, then after a few orgasms I decided to take a leak--and god damn I got some bad split piss from all the clogging."
Paul: "You moron, everyone knows you have to sit down when you piss after ejaculation!"
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