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One of the greatest mix drinks ever. Similar to a jagerbomb but it has more awesome in it. It is made by mixing 1 shot of cointreau with 2 shots of drambuie in a tumbler, lighting it, and then dropping it into a pint of corona. Some people do not light it because it goes out pretty much instantly after it's submerged.
Spencer: Let's get a round of claymores!
Liat: AWESOME, I needa get my mac on!
Matt: It's that bitchin'?
Liat: hells yeah!
by Liat October 18, 2007
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"Dude what a claymore!"
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Claymore

Its a verb, its what you douche. It means playing with clay, not plastics. I'm not talking about silly putty.
Dude, I processed alot of dirt and I've got to claymore.
by Jayeeed February 5, 2023
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Claymore Roomba

Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights

RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA
by LForLamo November 20, 2020
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Claymore Roomba

A defensive roomba with a claymore strapped to it.
Intruder alert? Alexa, release the claymore roomba.
by Rubbabandman January 24, 2022
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claymore roomba'd

The act of being blown to kingdom come by a roomba wielding a claymore. Usually affixed via duct tape or whatever else was laying around.
Guy1: You should really buy a security system, it's kind of a rough area
Guy2: Nonsense, any moron who robs me will be turned into a fine pink mist after being claymore roomba'd
by AntiSocialSocialist May 24, 2022
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Claymore Roomba

A running joke among those with a strong belief in gun rights.

The idea stems from a hypothetical scenario that bounces around American libertarian communities quite often, in which the ATF would find out that you own illegal guns, such as illegally made machine guns, and then raid your house, as they did in the Ruby Ridge incident, at which point you would make some valiant stand and fight off an entire swat team with illegal weapons and booby traps, akin to an R-Rated Home Alone film. They'll commonly also refer to the ATF SWAT team as "fedbois" or "alphabet bois".

The Claymore Roomba itself is simple. A claymore is a directed anti-personnel explosive. You point it in a direction and it kills everything in that direction, with minimum collateral damage to targets around it. A roomba has a large button on the front, that acts as a bumber to detect when it bumps into something, so the idea behind a claymore roomba would be to mount a claymore on a roomba, wire the detonator to the bumper, then when it drives forward into a "fedboi"'s foot, it would fire shrapnel forwards, demolishing the officer's shins.

(This does raise a question, as the roomba curves around unpredictably, so how would you get it to tell the difference between a SWAT team and some piece of furniture that they're walking by?)
"Oh no! The sticky bandits are back! I better sic the claymore roomba on them this time!"
by U735 December 11, 2021
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