clamjoha is a dirty mexican vagina that hasnt been washed in many years. it originated from mexico in the early 1970`s and is still around. it can be found in most parts of the U.S mainly in california,texas, and mexico.
by kyle.v March 3, 2008
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Get the Clamjob mug.this is when two females engage in performing the act of running at each other, and jumping from about one meter and a half apart while trying to cause the clitoris or other parts of the vagina to connect in a sexually satisfying way
clamjousting similar to super market jousting without the trolleys and two women wearing no clothes instead
also see female clam.
also see female clam.
by junior, snowboard June 29, 2006
Get the clamjousting mug.Clamjabls is a newly discovered, life threatening sexually transmitted disease. It was covered briefly in the news, but was quickly eclipsed by the spread of the H1N1 virus, although Clamjabls's effects are far more deadly and painful.
The symptoms of Clamjabls are difficult to describe and pinpoint as many that are infected are too embarrassed to come forward with this relevant information, although it has been strongly encouraged by the United States Health Coalition.
Clamjabls are highly contagious and can be contracted through any type of sexual contact, including eye-fucking, cyberfucking, and dirty talk of all kinds (including in person, skype, and text or phone conversations).
Outbreaks have been frequent and devastating in the Central Jersey region, and officials are doing their best to quell the crisis and rid the state of all infected individuals.
The Public Health Coalition asks that you are selective when choosing partners and that you use proper protection during sexual interactions. Unfortunately, some cases have been contracted during sexual tension for which there is no known protection at this time. There are no known treatments for Clamjabls, but there are support groups cropping up all over the nation to provide a safe haven for those infected as well as a place to heal their emotional wounds.
The symptoms of Clamjabls are difficult to describe and pinpoint as many that are infected are too embarrassed to come forward with this relevant information, although it has been strongly encouraged by the United States Health Coalition.
Clamjabls are highly contagious and can be contracted through any type of sexual contact, including eye-fucking, cyberfucking, and dirty talk of all kinds (including in person, skype, and text or phone conversations).
Outbreaks have been frequent and devastating in the Central Jersey region, and officials are doing their best to quell the crisis and rid the state of all infected individuals.
The Public Health Coalition asks that you are selective when choosing partners and that you use proper protection during sexual interactions. Unfortunately, some cases have been contracted during sexual tension for which there is no known protection at this time. There are no known treatments for Clamjabls, but there are support groups cropping up all over the nation to provide a safe haven for those infected as well as a place to heal their emotional wounds.
by Lez, the Informer October 28, 2009
Get the Clamjabls mug.Clamjabls are a group of guidettes located in central New Jersey. They are commonly seen in places such as Club Abyss and wear only clubbing attire purchased at Bang Bang. They never smile for pictures and always make a kissy-face. Their kissy-face, however is easily distinguished from any other by the color of their lips. This color is attained by the application of a light pink, almost silver, metallic lipgloss or lipstick. The term for this lip color is called semen lipstick. They wear an overabundance of black eyeliner, mascara, and a bronzer of an orangy hue. Clamjabls will most likely date a guido or a strait up gangsta.
by Shoebenesque April 24, 2006
Get the clamjabls mug.is when two women who participate in the Medieval sport of jousting, utilizing their vaginas in places of the lances (jousting rods).
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