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Cabbage Patch 

A Highly unattractive woman, usually with nice flowery names such as 'Rose'. Dont be fooled, this does not hide the fact that they are Rank!
These women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having sex with them.

Cabbage Patch women generally have unshaven vaginas which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males penis to rot (see Knobrot). They also smell of fish.

The use of foul language is usually emitted from a 'Cabbage Patch' on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.
Look at the state of that Cabbage Patch over there, what a fucking Rotter! I bet the bloke who fucked that has got severe Knobrot!
Cabbage Patch by SproggleBump July 18, 2010
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Cabbage Patch 

When someone high five/holds your spud/fist bump
Cabbage Patch by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019

cabbage patch 

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl
cabbage patch by whatisit April 19, 2005

Cabbage Patch 

Term for : Ugly/Geeky people who think they Are the cutest thing alive & can get with anyone they want when in all reality no body likes them. pretty much just an Ugly conceited person whom nobody likes.
Girl: Ew, was that eddy over there just trying to hit on you?

Friend: ughh yeaa! he is suchh a cabbage patch. he thinks he's soo cool with his 99 cent pay-less shoes when no body even likes him, he doesn't even have any friends.

Girl: HA! i don't blame people for not wanting to be someone's friend who's THAT ugly & conceited!
Cabbage Patch by Green_Ducks September 24, 2010

cabbage patch 

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"
cabbage patch by JW#1 November 4, 2006

cabbage patch 

A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.
cabbage patch by Josephus April 19, 2007

cabbage patch 

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"
cabbage patch by JW#1 November 3, 2006