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Kersey Curve

A curve placed on a test when the whole damn class knows nothing. Test with this type of curve only require 20% to get a B.
Tomas: I think I may have got above a thirty percent.
Jack: Don't worry man, after that Kersey Curve you'll probably get an A.
by Curve Rider January 20, 2017
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call for the curve

To have a B.M. Like a catcher signaling a pitcher for the curve ball, you crouch and drop a number two.
Oh my, I'll be unavailable for the next 15 minutes, I have to call for the curve.
by Kerblotto July 27, 2009
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curved dick

the dick that all girls want because it hits the G spot the best
John hit me with that curved dick and i came so fast
by tityboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 29, 2014
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curve breaker

noun
1. A student who is so prepared for an exam that he/she breaks any grading curve set up for the exam.
2. Any student who gets +A's on tests.
"Well, why do they call him the 'Curve Breaker'?"
"Because he breaks curves, Avy!"
by adumb October 2, 2005
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Curve Fodder

The population of students who increase the need for a curve or scale in a class, specifically due to poor grade performance.

The curve fodder primarily thrive in college environments, perhaps due to the abundance of chemical resources. However, they have been observed developing in earlier stages of education.

The creature can be identified by its notorious, wide-eyed and confused response when presented with a test, and can be found at the conclusion of the class frantically scratching down random work and answers as the instructor forcibly demands it from them.

The curve fodder is your ticket to a better grade, as long as they continue to do worse than you. Respect the curve fodder, as there will be inevitably a time at which you will find yourself a part of their collective.
"I just got back from that final, I heard 75% of the class didn't finish. Curve fodder ftw."

*notices someone's single digit score, announces "A WILD CURVE FODDER APPEARED"*

"Oh man... definitely was reppin the curve fodder on that last test. The guy next to me got twice my score."

Instructor: "Okay, times up..."
Curve fodder: *writing*
Instructor: "I need the tests..."
Curve fodder: *writing faster*
Instructor: "Tests now or you all get zeros"
by flamindogpoo October 7, 2010
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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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trailer park Corvette

A trailer park Corvette is a late 1970's to early 1980's Pontiac Firebird or Chevrolet Camaro. These are the most undesirable years for these vehicles hence they make a very cheap addition even to a household with the most fincancial mismanagement, aka white trash welfare sponges. If these fine examples of American technology actually crank, they will typically run on 6 of 8 cylinders. Don't expect to find a catalytic convertor on these straight-piped beauties.
Billy Hutto just bought himself a 1982 'bird. It smokes like a crack whore at a Baptist convention and the title is questionable at best. He sure has a fine trailer park Corvette. It's a shame that his kids won't get to enjoy since DHR took them away. He seemed to think that Lucas motor oil treatment was more important than shoes for school.
by Gary Vitalis February 1, 2007
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