C.R.U.M.P.

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

by VRnomore April 27, 2010

F.U.C.R.

n. (definition) 'Fat upper cockal region.'
pronounced 'fucker'; the male counterpart to the FUPA AKA Twatgut

"Dude's F.U.C.R. was so large, he probably hasn't seen his dick since he spulunked through his mama's meat curtains."

by Mike & Holly October 28, 2008

C.R.U.

C.R.U. stands for Cinematic Reality Universe. Used to refer to the every day life of you and your group of friends/council, as if every individual person had a TV show about them. (think Truman Show) When you and a friend meet up, its a special guest appearance. Every 24 hours would be considered an episode unless a special event occurs.

Usually their are other friend groups, and when two groups collide, that is considered a crossover episode.

Jesus: Hey bro wanna meet up on thursday?
Adrian: Yea! The C.R.U. has been needing a crossover episode.

by Official C.R.U. Member October 29, 2019

B e e s e c h u r g e r

B e e s e c h u r g e r’s are an extremely rare fast food item, sold at mcdawnalds. If most people get one they normally get free chinkin nungets on the side.

Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking

b e e s e c h u r g e r

P-please, I just wanna s-see my wife again.

Chinken nunget

by RetardedPotato420 January 5, 2020

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A group of people made up from a art server on Discord that consists of mainly crackheads very talented artist and paper consumers

You are a p æ p ə ř č œ ń § ů m ə ř §

by OwO Sero July 31, 2019

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

R E C T U M

The spaced out word that defines the way of life and decency the only comical way to get through life is the r e c t u m. and no it is not just your butt it is your soul.

thats big R E C T U M
HEY WTF R E C T U M

THEY TAKE A SHIT OUTTA THERE R E C T U M

by landwheat April 15, 2020