pussy cobbler

A pristine vagina that tastes so good when you eat it, it gives off the tasty flavor of a cobbler.

Kaela's pussy cobbler was so delicious I just want to eat it all the time!

by Pb13 October 2, 2013

squat cobbler

Sexual proclivity that the person(s) get aroused by sitting in a pie or person(s) getting aroused by watching someone sitting in a pie. Referenced by character Saul Goodman from the TV series "Better Call Saul".

Saul the attorney to the police officers "My client gets paid to produce a video that shows him ummmm sitting in a pie among other things" it's called Squat Cobbler.

by meaniemogg2 May 27, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around.

There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry.

Also known as
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moonpie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon The Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

Tecnically they would be categorized as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. Just a man. A fully clothed man I might add, just all by himself. Just Mr. Wormald...Fully clothed....uh....yeah

Doing what?

Squat Cobbler

by Winchester1214 August 26, 2016

cobbler top

When a girl wakes up the next morning and realizes she has a crusty top of jizz on her head.

After a long night of partying, the whole sorority woke up with cobbler tops.

by Shizbrowndub December 4, 2013

Flop Cobbler

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again

“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.

by PoneTone August 10, 2018

the cobbler

Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.

That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!

by The Spike February 25, 2007

knob cobbler

a baked good of sorts whereas the filling consists of semen (i.e. man seed, man yogurt, baby gravy, jizz, jism, sperm, spermatazoa, goo, goop, fresh tapioca, scrotioca, cock lard, pole soap, spooge, etc.)

This Thanksgiving day I will be providing the visiting in-laws a heapin helpin o' me knob cobbler.

by M. Cyrus the Pothead November 28, 2011