Buttonhooked

To get or be, fucked, screwed, or swindled or left out of something.

"We waited for you till 8 to go to the bar, and when we got there, we ran into the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. We partied all night with 'em....."

Yeah, my boss made me work late....He totally buttonhooked me"

or

"I waited too long to use my coupon for that free case of beer....I totally buttonhooked myself"

by monkey76 October 13, 2009

buttpunch

A punch to the ass which hurts like no other. may cause Assplosion.

dude, im going to buttpunch your cousin.

by Hobodownbythelobby May 9, 2008

flower in his buttonhole

a cockney sexual act involving forceful insertion of a potted petunia into the anus

He went to Paris to have a bit of fun and got a flower in his buttonhole before dining at the monopole.

or

'cor! Artie sure does love that flower in his buttonhole!

by kiddingme August 6, 2008

buttonhole

The thing Annie Lennox whistles through as she bounces home crying

I don't find my self bouncing home whistling buttonhole tunes to make me cry

See Fart

May sometimes be confused for a Whistling Bunghole

by Aunt Jackie of Roseanne fame September 26, 2009

Buttonhook

during sex, doggiestyle of course, slipping two (or three) fingers in her butt, and picking her up off the ground and/or bed whilest screaming "BUTTONHOOK!!!" or "ZOINKS!"

I couldn't hear Jen cry when I gave her the hucklebuck, because I was of course shouting, "BUTTONHOOK!"

by Prime Time April 12, 2005

buttonhole

Sticking your dick in someone's belly button

I buttonholed her so hard last night.

by puppylover69 June 12, 2016

buttpunch

submissive and needy for conitinual degradation!

whats with your buddy Buttpunch over there........

by fartface_66 April 12, 2008