Peanut Butter Ass

A syndrome commonly associated with bodybuilders and/or fat slobs that consume copious amounts of protein. The human bodies inability to assimilate abundant amounts of protein leads to a sludgy peanut butter like substance passing through the butt hole instead of a nice slippery turd. There is usually no beginning or ending of the actual bowel movement, much like Woody Allen movie. The permenant peanut butter sludge causes the owner to wipe dozens of times without ever resolving the poopy grime caked in the butt cheek area. Often the vigorous wiping leads to smeared poop in the lower back area, skid marks trumping a bulldozer track, and inevitably a clogged toilet.

"Dude, can you bring me some more toilet paper? I burned through this roll, my t-shirt, and both socks and I still have peanut butter ass"

by Tjjolle September 6, 2013

Butter ass to mouth

When you put warm creamy butter into a slut's gaping asshole, fuck her until the butter becomes a goey liquid, pull your throbbing cock out with the mixture of shit,cum and butter on it and get the filthy slut suck it clean!

That filthy slut Chloe let me do Butter ass to mouth . That hoe licked my schlong clean!

by Ass to mouth lover69 October 9, 2016

ass butter

The substance that accumulates in the crevice between the buttocks. Typically composed of sweat, dead skin cells, environmental soil, and trace amounts of feces, its production is often facilitated by rigorous activity or long intervals without bathing. Known to possess a rather unpleasant odor and foul taste.

I say, how old is this yogurt, mother? It tastes like ass butter.

by Lenny Rowan October 11, 2004

butter my ass

v., slang. To perform an action that is considered rude or asinine by the person to whom it is done. Such actions usually (but not exclusively) fall into three categories:

1) To clearly lie to, to bullshit.

2) To fuck with, screw with, harass.

3) To suck up to or kiss the ass of in an obvious, belligerent manner.

1) "Did you know that the word 'red' comes from the Indian word for 'blood'?" "I'm a linguist, you idiot. Don't butter my ass." 2) "You fucking suck at bocci." "Andrew, it's a friendly game of ball-throwing, there's no need to butter my ass." 3) "You are a god and I worship you." "I just MET you two minutes ago, so you can stop buttering my ass."

by Okzoz August 1, 2011

Ass Butter

The stuff you find in between your ass cheecks after not showering for days.

There was so much ass butter in the hobo's ass he could ass butter his toast.

by Jameses September 22, 2005

Ass butter

Ass Butter: The cause of this occurrence is widely known among the over weight people that work in hot environments, as the body sweats the opening of the rectom sacreats a light yellow fluid with a pungent oder that has been recorded to smell from 6 feet away.

"Jason" fuck sake did u smell that fat cunt jump off that fork lift.
"Kevin" yea bro, he must be seriously turning up some ass butter inbatween thoes cheeks !!

by ICEsmoke September 14, 2018

Butter Her Ass

The rubbing of a male's semen on a female's entire ass or vagina using the penis.

"I will butter her ass"
"I always butter her ass"
"She loves it when I butter her ass"
"Butter her ass when fucking her"

by RatedChristo June 18, 2009