buttergolem

1. A facsimile of a real person constructed out of butter.

2. A person so deformed by adipose tissue that they appear to almost be not human.

Joshua "The DragonGuyver" Beane is a prototypical buttergolem.

by Kajillion August 3, 2006

Butterface

(BUT-HER-FACE) A terrible and frustrating condition, whereby a girl has the body of a goddess, but the face of troll. Often associated with Gemini Syndrome, this condition causes almost instant flaccidity in men with self respect.

1."Ooh she looks hot! Wait..wait, she turning around.....Shit!Mayday!Mayday! We've got a Butterface situation here!

2."Damn! Everything looks good BUT-HER-FACE!"

by cobblestone joe July 16, 2010

A Butterface

A female that is hot from the neck down, but ugly from the neck up... she is hot all "But-her-face"(usually meant for female, but can be associated with male too)

That girl is such a butterface

by Livin La Vida September 15, 2006

butterface

A girl with a body off of baywatch and face off of crimewatch.

That butterface took my dignity.

by Ragagaga April 9, 2006

buttrape

The act of unwanted anal penetration.

I was buttraped in prison

by luvaddict April 20, 2010

BUTTERFACE

A girl with an exceptionally hot body but an exceptionally ugly face. Everything but-her-face is attractive.

Damn look at the cans on that girl butterface would scare small children and large dogs away.

by zie April 28, 2003

butterface

Noun used to describe a woman with a gorgeous body but unfortunately with a face that looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

"Man, she has one hot body"
"Butterface!"

by Gaff December 28, 2005