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butthuffer

1. one who like to smell others's and their own gas.
2. one who like to stick their nose in other peoples' business.
3. an idiot, a moron.
4. a smoker, one who smokes.
"i am so sick of these butthuffers smoking outside of work."
"miss jameson is a total butthuffer. i dont hang out with her because she is always spreading gossip."
"these butthuffers got the entire show cancelled.."
by lizifer42 February 5, 2010
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buttsurfer

A member of a clueless freshwater species known as the river kayaker who ventures out of his element and into the lineup thinking he or she can actually surf, with no concern for the hazard posed to real surfers by a huge uncontrollable boat and paddle. Obviously afraid of salt water, as indicated by presence of nose plug, helmet, and life vest.
"Hey, bra, what's up with that buttsurfer crowdin' the lineup? If he likes sitting on his ass so much, shouldn't he stay in his cubicle?"
"Dude, I know, he totally ran me over when he got caught inside on that big set!"
by mountainsharkbait May 8, 2009
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butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
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buttbutter

Butt butter is the greasyness that collects together in the crack of your ass; as in grime, friction,sweat,buildup dirt of not washing your ass.. symptoms are slick churning buttery smooth motion of buttocks when walking with a natural long-term funky ass
I used buttbutter for 15 years and my skin has never been better.
by Buttbutter September 9, 2022
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