butt-load

to have a large amount of stuff/items
(slang)

usually more than 20

I just ate a butt-load of food.

by and_he_said_what? September 19, 2009

butt-load

An actual unit of measurement equal to that of six seams or roughly 450 gallons.

We filled the hot tub with a butt-load of ball pit balls.

by Rabid Golfcart March 29, 2011

butt-load

The metric unit used for measuring masses in the quanities that one average-sized butt can hold. Can also be with the subfixes... kilobutt-load, megabutt-load, nanobutt-load, and so on. Gay people like to use this as a reference.

Jack: Yeah so I found this apple in the store, it was HUGE! Probably about one megabutt-load!
Sally: Whoa, maybe if youre gay.

by Fizz :) April 13, 2006

butt load

a copious quantity of anything frustrating particularly in academia.

I have a butt load of lousy history papers to grade

by stressed April 23, 2006

butt load

The amount of stuff it would take to fill YOUR toilet high enough to touch your butt while you are sitting on the seat.

wow this is a butt load of jelly beans!

by THEKosherDillWhole May 14, 2009

butt load

Smallest unit of measuring assignments or work. Equivalent to 1/10 a shitload but only 1/100 of a f***load and hardly equivalent to 1/1000 of a motherf***ingload.

However according to Lay-man's law of increasing marginal procrastination the magnitude of a buttload increases exponentially if there is a "due-date" factor.

For example if you have a midterm 2,500 word essay due in three months, one would say "I have a butt load of work,".

If it's due in two months, "Mein I have a shitload of work..." And one month "F*** I have a f***load of work!"

Then one night (give or take a few minutes before class) "WTF, I have a a motherf***ingload of work!!!"

But citing Lay-man's final principle of marginal procrastination- "terminal improbability" once all time has elapsed on the "due-date" and no acting impetus to initiate work has come about there is "utter finality" or "F*** this motherf***ing essay"

by -Dre182 September 19, 2011

butt-load

Generally referred to as a large amount of something, especialy money.

"A butt-load chad? How much is a butt-load? Da Doug! 1000 Dollars. Based on the fact this one time I shoved 5 dollars up my butt and I know I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy!

by Jefferson October 5, 2002