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bushman's hanky

The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues, hankies etc etc
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.
Person 1: got any tissues bro? i gotta blow my nose
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'
by curly G, cradle rock February 4, 2007
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Bushman of the Kalahari

The term given for one who like to go down and eat out women who have a rather large bush, and enjot it
"Yeah, So I hear uncle Jun is Bushman of the Kalahari"
by Jeff Heywood September 2, 2005
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bushmongering

Replaces warmongering. Used to describe G.W. Bush's willingness to go to war.
The bushmongering has to stop before we're bombing every country on the planet.
by darwin November 1, 2004
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Bulumpcious

A word meaning juicy, delicious, and sexy. Used mostly toward the oppisite sex and talking mainly about a body part or idea.
James: "Sydney has such bulumpcious booty."
by smellslikesushi February 11, 2010
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bushman's blow

The bushman's blow is the act of evacuating your nasal passages in the absence of suitable catching material. Ie, blowing your nose with no hankerchief or tissue or sleeve.

Steps:

1. Squeeze your nostrils together with thumb and index finger.
2. Roll your fingers one up and one down such that one nostril is opened and angled away from your face, and the other is closed.
3. Tilting your head back.
4. Exhale sharply and forcefully.

Performed correctly the bushman's blow can be propelled several metres. Performed incorrectly the bushman's blow can be propelled several cm down ones face.
I shot the opposite side of my shed with my bushman's blow.
by thehelix March 27, 2006
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busmans holiday

A holiday in which you spend most of your time doing the same or something very similar to your normal work.

Comes from the late 1800's, where a man who drives a bus for a living goes on a long bus journey on their holiday.
A professional musician spends take time off and spends most of it practising music.
by mikey_k March 14, 2005
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bushman's pancake

Eating a pancake by rolling it up and using your hands, without any cutlery.
Tom just ate a bushman's pancake.
by roberto_au March 12, 2011
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