buttstache

When the hair in your ass crack is so long, it looks like a mustache.

Hey, Nice Buttstache!!!

by Scat-lover April 25, 2004

Buckstache

A mustache that is extremely ugly which acts as a repellent to women and average human beings.

That is one big buckstache

by IRP_Hawk December 5, 2010

Pusstache

A pussy mustache

I like your pusstache.

by Janos C February 27, 2011

bushstache

Having your pubes shaven into the shape of a mustache around your man business

Amos was shaving his pubes today when the water went cold. He quickly decided it was way to chilly to finish so now he is rocking a bushstache.

by B Weezie March 15, 2009

pusstache

When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.

Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'

by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008

pencilton-buttstache

When an anal enthusiast waxes his or her asshole hairs with pomeade in order to have a pencil thin butt hair mustache. One must remove all butt boogers before applying so it glimmers in the light and your lover can truly appreciate the pencilton-buttstache.

I was humping my bitches brown eye and her pencilton-buttstache kept stabbing my balls! I would have to admit though... it was an impressive pencilton-buttstache!

by eric1337 April 24, 2008

Buttstache

1) An abnormal amount of hair in the butt area.

2) Anyone or anything that has the aforesaid abnormal amount of hair in the butt region.

1) " wow did you see anthony's buttstache? it is soooo nasty."

2)" holy macaroni, chris is one giant buttstache."

by S-Trip July 23, 2007