A statement made by George W. Bush that makes little-no sense, and/or violates basic rules of grammar.
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three
nonfatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable
in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to
do something about it."
May 2001
by iwas April 17, 2003
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A completely mindless and idiotic statement made by our *beloved* president.
"Our enemies will stop at nothing to harm our people and our country, and neither will we."
by maraudersmap5210 November 22, 2004
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One of the many idiotic remarks that chimpanzee in the white house has made during his lifetime.
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." - George W. Bush, January 29, 2003.
by Osama bin Ladin January 3, 2004
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A linguistic derivation of Buddhism by the 43rd president of the United States. Philosophy that excessive desire to speak properly will cause suffering that leads to an endless cycle of reincarnation. Excessive conveyance of clear meaning is believed to cause the speaker and listener to focus on the suffering in the world and the desire to change it. As a result, the practioner of Bushism must try to avoid falling into the trap of "making sense," so as to envelop conversants in mystic contemplation of what was really said.
"I am responisible for all my mistakes. And so are you."

"Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priotrity."

"I believe a military of high morale is conducive to keeping the peace when we find a senior who has to choose between food and medicine-that's not our vision of America."

"The fact that he relies on facts -- says things that are not factual -- are going to undermine his campaign."
by Republicignoramican October 29, 2004
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A statement made by precident George W Bush that is either inconprehensible/defies all laws of grammer/is just plain stupid.
Space is still a high priority for NASA/
We must oblittrify the Afghanistanians (this has never been said by the president but it sounds like something he should say)
by Chris Lanyon October 2, 2003
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really funny phrases taken from dubya's speeches
a couple of bushism's

We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad.

Wow, Brazil is big.

We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job

But let me say something: the United States government has an obligation to protect the American people. It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way
I hear there's rumors on the uh (pause) INTERNETS that we're going to have a draft

I want to thank my friend, Sen. Bill Frist, for joining us today. … He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. (Laughter.) Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case
by amitima August 23, 2006
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