Burtation

An occurance in which a person has a complete 'brain fart' and does not make sense in speaking. A person's brain is in high overdrive and suffers a temporary 'blonde' moment. Sometimes this burtation is heavy.

"Well a very very heavay - uh - heaveh burtation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet."

by Taris Taysen March 8, 2011

burtation

It's what happens backstage at the 53rd annual Grammy Awards. It's very similar to "darist darison", but much, much heavier I'm afraid. Always singular - there are no known cases of multiple burtations. (Etymology - created by Serene Branson, CBS LA news reporter.)

Well a very very heaveh - uh - heavy burtation tonight. We had a very darist darison, by, let's go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet.

by bustapost March 10, 2011

HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08

the name/term for the event of 01.03.08 when Britney Spears was carried off in a stretcher (with ankle restraints in use) for mental evaluation in hospital after using a toxic substance in high volume, which may have been responsible for her refusing to give her two children, sean preston and jayden james to her partner, kevin federline (kfed) within her visitation rights.

guy 1: hey Gary, did you hear that Simone got kidnapped yesterday?she was screaming and everything!

Gary: hey, I'm sure it wasn't as bad as HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08

by Jilania January 13, 2008

burtation

When someone starts speaking then descends into gibberish. The first burtation took place during Serene Bransons live coverage of the 53rd Grammy Awards in February, 2011

Well, a very very heavy, uh, heavy du-- burtation tonight... we had a very der-- derrison bight... let's go ahead teritizing those poola bit, the had buh pat.
-Serene Branson

I tried to ask Alice out on a date but I was drunk and nervous so my proposal became a total burtation.

Some rambling homeless man tried to sell me drugs I think but I'm not sure because he was having a burtation.

by derpopolis March 2, 2011

Burtation

It's a secret encryption key signal used in massive communication media to convoke for attention to a following message that is subversive or unlawful without being suspected by law or terrorist organizations.

Serene Branson (In Grammy Awards):
"A berry very heavy uh heavy dude burtation tonight We had a bury their dare son by... LET'S GO AHEAD TERRORISTS' STATION AND SCREW IT BAD, BEHEAD THE PET!!!"

by Hijoelagranputa March 5, 2011

Burtation

gauged from a scale of light to heavy, a neurological phenomena that insets stroke-like "complex" migraines to anyone who utters it. Also, it renders them incapable of making any damn sense and to stare into space like a deer into headlights.

Naw, it was her talking about those heavy burtations that did that to her!

by tubularistic March 8, 2011

burtation

A large celebration.

We had a very, very heavah burtation tonight!

by dbau March 2, 2011