(verb) bump•er car When an enormously
fat person tries to get around you in a crowded place,
usually resulting in you being knocked back a few feet away by their huge
love handles.
Karen: Joanie, did you see what just
happened?
Joanie: Did some cuntbandit steal your drink again?
Karen: No! Some stupid fatass just bumpercarred me right into the
garbage can.
Joanie: Did you spill your drink?
Karen: No.
Joanie: Oh,
thank god.