A bumskin is a really dirty dumb low life person who doesn't care about anything other than having sex , drinking , and smoking.
Student 1: Dude did you hear about Kim and Brad ?
Student 2: No , What ?
Student 1: They were caught in the school bathroom smoking weed and having sex !
Student 2: WHAT ; that's crazy !
Student 1: But you know they're just bumskins anyway !
Student 2: True , true they don't care about anything. Plus they're super dirty , like who have sex in school bathrooms ?
Student 1: Haha , they are truly the definition of a bumskin dude !
Student 2: No , What ?
Student 1: They were caught in the school bathroom smoking weed and having sex !
Student 2: WHAT ; that's crazy !
Student 1: But you know they're just bumskins anyway !
Student 2: True , true they don't care about anything. Plus they're super dirty , like who have sex in school bathrooms ?
Student 1: Haha , they are truly the definition of a bumskin dude !
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Can't shoot the curls today, brah. Grandma flipped her vette on the PCH. Total gnar-gnar bumski.
They denied our word submission. Gnar-gnar bumski, brah.
They denied our word submission. Gnar-gnar bumski, brah.
by Landsters April 14, 2015
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I told Kram I wanted to go skydiving over Niagara Falls well delivering a baby and smoking a cigar but per usual he was playing the role of the "bumski."
by Stepholii August 26, 2013
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2- It’s that fleeting jealously you get driving by a homeless person on the way to a job you hate. Sure their life is probably hell but they’re free, man, free, and sometimes they have a dog, and the dog loves them. They get to camp for free without a parks pass, and they sure as hell don’t need to go to any meetings.
3- It’s that burst of enthusiasm that you get when you see a great looking perky bum on instagram, a booty so fine that you immediately start searching for butt workout vids on youtube and commit to hiring a trainer.
2- It’s that fleeting jealously you get driving by a homeless person on the way to a job you hate. Sure their life is probably hell but they’re free, man, free, and sometimes they have a dog, and the dog loves them. They get to camp for free without a parks pass, and they sure as hell don’t need to go to any meetings.
3- It’s that burst of enthusiasm that you get when you see a great looking perky bum on instagram, a booty so fine that you immediately start searching for butt workout vids on youtube and commit to hiring a trainer.
1. Why are you looking bravely forward with your chin up and crying at the same time?
Every time I see a yacht I get bummspired, it’s like a mental explosion of need-to-hustle and knowing I got no chance of owning any kind of a boat.
Costco has kayaks. That's a kind of boat and they're cheap.
Shut up. Ain't nothing bummspirational about a kayak.
2. Do you ever just wish you could drop out of the rat race and be homeless?
Out of the rat race to live in a rat place? Are you high?
Yeah, nah, you’re right, you’re right, I just tend to get bummspired on Mondays.
3. Whoa! Your butt’s looking fab. What happened?
A few months ago I saw celebrity fitness model @JessicaBabyFat on instagram, doing squats and she changed my life. I was instantly bummspired.
I’m bummspired just hearing you talk about your bummspiration.
Every time I see a yacht I get bummspired, it’s like a mental explosion of need-to-hustle and knowing I got no chance of owning any kind of a boat.
Costco has kayaks. That's a kind of boat and they're cheap.
Shut up. Ain't nothing bummspirational about a kayak.
2. Do you ever just wish you could drop out of the rat race and be homeless?
Out of the rat race to live in a rat place? Are you high?
Yeah, nah, you’re right, you’re right, I just tend to get bummspired on Mondays.
3. Whoa! Your butt’s looking fab. What happened?
A few months ago I saw celebrity fitness model @JessicaBabyFat on instagram, doing squats and she changed my life. I was instantly bummspired.
I’m bummspired just hearing you talk about your bummspiration.
by JJ Seldron November 24, 2019
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When in public toilets or communal showers of some description and all over the floor there is unknown bits of stuff you tried to avoid treading on.
When in public toilets or communal showers of some description and all over the floor there is unknown bits of stuff you tried to avoid treading on.
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