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The utter definition of swag. If you search up the words “swag” or “perfect” or even the phrase “hottest man alive” most likely a picture of Brydon will come up 9 times out of 10, he’s just that guy… Just like when Earl Sweatshirt said De La Soul were chill guys before chill guys, so was Brydon. Brydon is also known for being described as “magnetic” to women, although he remains loyal to the one he choses.
Guy: *listening to nettspend* “Yo have u seen Brydon’s aura just went up by 10,000pts?
Guy2: “obviously bruh, thats just what happens to Brydon on the daily”
Guy3: “Fuck you Gumby…”
Brydon by edge_lord69420 November 18, 2025
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Brydon carter 

Brydon a premature boy that believes he is the main character spends too much Time trying too hard in most situations as well as watching too much cinematography and is extremely annoying. Be carful if you ever get into a car with him you may breathe your last breath. If he is lying to you he will be talking to you facing you but staring at a wall. “It is always him”
Brydon carter will walks in an starts poking you asking you questions that’s a brydon carter

brydon is a skinwalker 

Me: brydon is a skinwalker!!!!!
brydon is a skinwalker by juoemama October 20, 2022

Andrew Brydon Conception 

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.
Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*

Jamie brydon

Jamie brydon is a world famous gay rights campaigner. Jamie got involved in the "scene" at just 17 years old as he was tired of being mistreated by bully's for being homosexual.
I went to a gay rights rally with ken and jamie brydon was there i couldn't believe it omg

Angus Brydon 

AngusBunda” Brydon has a great addiction to veganism, where it has erotic relationships with one William James Livings where they undertook kinky activities, if you see an Angus Brydon in public the William Livings will not be far behind, with a raging erection. Run as far as you can because thick and thin will not stop with pressure from pda.
If you see an Angus Brydon run, because it usually doesn’t allow bribes unless it is Branston pickles or mycoproteins.
Angus Brydon by Angus Hands December 2, 2024

Bryony Croft

A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.
I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.
Bryony Croft by DunnP January 2, 2022